Wordless Wednesdays

Welcome one and all to a brand new feature here.

Each Wednesday, I will feature something that leaves me speechless. Be it funny or dirty. Beautiful or ugly. It will be something that has left my vast vocabulary wanting if even for a little while.



Pardon me but what the hell happened to masturbation?


4 thoughts on “Wordless Wednesdays

  1. Masturbation is apparently old school; Hot Pockets are way more modern and trendy. Microwaveable satisfaction in 90 seconds…hey, his foreplay is with a machine and a plastic wrapper. I guess it could always be worse 🙂
    I vote yes on the new Wordless Wednesdays!

  2. Ahahahaha I looked this up and here’s what he ACTUALLY SAID: “I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot,” he said. “I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, ‘Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually stick my dick in the whole Hot Pocket.'”
    Thank you for bringing happiness to my day 🙂

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