You Don’t Know Jack




Jack Chaser is a hard-working business owner who spends his free time ruining the blogosphere with his stories and not taking himself very seriously.

What he lacks in dance ability and rhythm he makes up for by his ability to find the humor in the most events regardless of how ridiculous they may seem.

He has a penchant for making up words such as “Anusticulating” which describes his almost faultless ability to talk out of his ass and breaking into song at the most random of times usually changing the words of a popular song to fit the scenario creating such gems as ” My Kids Smell Bad” sung to Sir-Mix-Alot’s ” Baby Got Back”.

Born and raised in the unpredictable weather of Southern Ontario, Canada, Jack enjoys sweat running out of his eyeballs in the summer humidity and getting frost bite on his ear lobes in the bitter cold winters.

When Jack isn’t blogging, you can find him donating his time to the local youth softball league. He’s kind of hard to miss. He will likely be wearing a pirate costume and embarrassing the team he coaches to the point they don’t even admit he coaches them and they leave him behind at games to ask if anyone wants to share his booty.

148 thoughts on “You Don’t Know Jack

  1. Thanks for dropping by and liking my post.

  2. Thanks for following my blog. So far I like what I’ve seen on yours. Keep up the good work.

    When we lived back in the midwest, my wife always laid out in the buff. One day she was floating around in the pool and looked up to see one of our neighbors on the roof watching her. She kind of shrieked and rolled off the air mattress into the water. Funny that my neighbor never mentioned it to me. LOL

  3. The only thing is that we tried not to become close friends with our neighbors as it sometimes leads to awkward moments. It was actually more of a shock and funny than anything. My wife always mowed the grass in a string bikini to get sun and our other neighbor would always prune his bushes on the side of his house that faced our back yard, until his wife would come out and drag him into the house. I think my wife liked to tease him.

  4. Thanks for visiting and liking my blog. I sure love the way you write and your sense of humor!

  5. Love your blog! What a laugh! Thanks for making my day 🙂

  6. Hey Look! I nominated you for “The Dragon’s Loyalty Award”. I was nominated and I guess the rules say I have to nominate people too. Isn’t it bizarre that you need to do work for an award? Just saying– tag you’re it!

  7. Can I get your email addy?

  8. Thanks for the like! I’ve been stuck on your blog ever since just laughing my ass off. I grew up with construction workers and still have a couple GC’s hanging around. The situations you depict are too easy to picture them being in (or causing).

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