When I started writing this piece about a week ago it was this beautifully esoteric piece.
It talked about climbing the ladder one step at a time.
How doing anything one small step at a time makes it seem much less difficult.
Truth is, that’s just not me.
I am more a musically themed entrance kind of guy.
And so, after months of wringing my hands, begging for help and tons of work I didn’t think might ever amount to anything, I am ridiculously proud to unveil my first book.
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing….
The first ebook created from the stories found here but with some insanely funny new stories and the only place to find the amazing final chapter of the “Dildo Factory” series –
The Dildo Factory – Episode 6 – The Return of the Vibrator
The ebook is available for pre order now with a release date of December 8th, 2014. Click on the link or cover art provided by the brilliantly talented Emelie Rouge.
For you non Kindle types, the print version will be available by mid December. Sneak Cover Peek!!!
So buy it, share it,review it, buy a copy for your eighty year old grandma to read out loud at the nursing home.
For anyone interested, review copies are available in exchange for a review on the Amazon page. Gotta get those stars on there some how.
Thank you to all of you for being patient while I figured out this process. I really am not kidding that it takes about 1,975 steps. I hope you enjoy the results of the work.